i hate myself but im still better than taylor swift

(Source: haerrys, via radical-illusion)

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

(via radical-illusion)

superblaine:

i say “omg” too much omg

omg look i did it again

omg

(via radical-illusion)

illkim:

I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

(Source: illkim, via radical-illusion)

escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

(via radical-illusion)

googlehomo:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

(Source: slydigger, via radical-illusion)

svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

(via radical-illusion)

the best types are friends are the ones when you dont have to clean your room for when they come over

(Source: kanyewesticle, via radical-illusion)

sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person

(Source: bilboh, via radical-illusion)

i don’t think my parents realized their kid was growing up to be a over-emotional sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet

(Source: contremo, via radical-illusion)